Green Carp and Blow up Dolls

With these dark nights and awful weather I thought it was time to have a smile. Any clean(ish) funny stories or happenings would be welcome. Below is my first .

As some of you may be aware I am a . Years ago I was a water that had both a and day ticket anglers. As it happened one of the pupils I taught and I were members. Now this lad was a really good kid, but not overly academic. Just to paint the he came round one really excited that he had caught a . Wow I thought, is this a from Mars? Or a new species? Or had he been on something? On going round to photograph it.. you it it was a tench.

Now one night the lads thought they would play a joke on him and placed a blow up against the back of his bivvy. Next , when the day ticket anglers arrived the comments were wonderful:

Any action, wink-wink.

Been up and down all night have you mate?

Had a good night?

Had one have you mate?

mate?

Love the set-up.

etc.

He didn’t notice until 10 o’clock in the and didn’t think it strange that he was getting so much attention.

These things are never as funny in the telling, but if anyone has a story to share, I for one would be happy to hear it.

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