Posts Tagged ‘picture’

Green Carp and Blow up Dolls

Monday, November 24th, 2008

With these dark nights and awful I thought it was time to have a smile. Any clean(ish) funny stories or happenings would be welcome. Below is my first .

As some of you may be aware I am a . Years ago I was a that had both a and day ticket anglers. As it happened one of the pupils I taught and I were members. Now this lad was a really good kid, but not overly academic. Just to paint the he came round one really excited that he had caught a . Wow I thought, is this a from Mars? Or a new species? Or had he been on something? On going round to photograph it.. you it it was a tench.

Now one night the lads thought they would play a joke on him and placed a blow up against the back of his bivvy. Next , when the day ticket anglers arrived the comments were wonderful: (more…)

Strange Encounters on the Bank

Friday, November 14th, 2008

By Roy van Goor

I just got home from a abroad with some friends
When the trip was getting towards the end something happened too one of the other anglers that shocked me.
On his final a rat got in to his bivvy and was sitting on his face. When he woke up, and tried to scar the rat away it bit him in his ear leaving him devastated.
It was the first time I ever heard about something like this happening to an . But I am sure there are plenty more stories that are similar to this one.
I never encountered a thing as horrible as that, but do had some occurrences with in my birds cleaning my cows watching me playing a . (more…)

Carp Fishing “Ramblings” - Part 6

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

By Shaun Harrison

Another month passes by and, indeed, almost another year. So what has happened in the few short weeks since I last poured out my thoughts to the readers?

Quite a lot actually, but most astonishingly the editor’s exploitation of , my Staffordshire bull – who, incidentally is a , and not a , as Martin wrongly stated – in the November edition of . I don’t know, you would have thought after seeing her puppies that he might have cottoned on to the fact that she is actually female, wouldn’t you? (more…)